T’was the month before Christmas and into the

 Barossa Valley the club went

For a fun and cheap night out so little money

Was deemed to be spent

The price of beer was nominal and

Also the wine

On many large size pizzas and garlic bread

Did we all soon dine

More members turned out that night

For merriment to be had

Some of us were very good at bowling the others

Very bad

Some scores were high and most others

Were low

Most of us were very quick off the mark

Some others very slow

AJ finished triumphant for the male

Side of things

For the ladies it was Pam who made

the other half sing

So until next year for when we return

To the Kegel Club

Given some of the excuses on the night

Perhaps better to be at the  pub